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Boo-wah-ha-ha-ha!
“Everything’s fine here. Hope you’re having fun without us. Booo-wah-ha-ha-ha!” Can someone call my neighbor and make sure the house is in one piece?… Read more...
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The Fun Police Never Rest
Who are those two interlopers zooming up and down this farm trail? “OMD! Mom just called. MUST return to her side immediately.” “Daddy-O, why do you always have to be a party pooper? There’s like a...
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Every Cracker Deserves the Finest Cheese
If you told me 10 years ago, I would adopt a lunatic dog from Taiwan with a serious case of crackery-nosis, maybe I would believe you. But if you told me I would be journaling his ridiculous behavior...
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He’s Still Got It
Look at that pansy. He’s not even touching my hand. Switzerland’s softened the cracker. And I told him so. That totally pissed him off. Yup. He’s still got it. … Read more...
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The Judge is in the House!
All Rise! The Honorable Loki J. Starling Judge of Cracker Critters, Mango Minster 2012 The winners of the Cracker Critter Category (say that 5 times fast, crackers) at Mango Minster 2012 are...
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Those Who are Nutty Do Not Get Fruit Cup
“Maladive attachée,” said Bernard when we picked up the dogs last week. This trip, Loki never settled down. Bernard had many dogs this time and apparently, Loki plays really well with the big dogs,...
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Punked Out
“Talk to the jodhpurs, Punk. This Sibe’s not listening.” Juno anticipates Loki’s punk move. On our walks, if I’m not recalling Juno for straying too far, then the rest of my time is spent calling Loki...
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Probation
Dog lovers generally like or love Loki when they first meet him. They’re fooled by his charm. Even Bernard, our kennel keeper, had a mile-wide smile the first day he met him. “He’s well-trained,” he...
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Pack Crack
“Swiss Cheeses Mom! Don’t leave me! I’m comin’! Wait up!” It’s never a dull moment with a pack-cracker like Loki. He has a few rules when we go out for walks: If Mom is on the walk, then Mom, and …...
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Reason #987 Why Puppies Shouldn’t Play with Crackers
“Hey Loki, I’m gonna annoy you until I win and you will bow to my cuteness!” “You wanna piece of me, pupster?” “Changed my mind! Thanks. Bye now.” NB: No pups were harmed in the making of this...
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Head Games
“Wait a minute. Princess, something’s wrong. Someone’s missing! Where is Mom?” “Big boy, the only person I’m searching for is the Ice Cream man. We are downtown Morges after all.” “Loki, look, Mom is...
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What’s a Little Rumble Among Strangers?
“Come a little closer Dollface, so I can get my kicks every-which way bitey.” Don’t be fooled readers. Juno brought this on. She flirted with this sweet gentle giant for quite some time. “I don’t...
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Bring It
“Dude! I swear. I was just bustin’ your crank!” “If you can dish it out, you’d better take it little man!” Sigh. If looks could . . . Oh, never mind. That’s my cracker. Always raising the crack to...
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Reluctant Roommate
“Princess, this crate’s not big enough for two dogs.” About a month or two ago, Loki suddenly developed a deep fear of his crate. He’s gone through highs and lows with his crate but for the most...
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Some Kind of Cracker
I don’t say it often enough, but I love this dog more than words can say. Last month, I lost the cracker and criminal on a forest run. Before you panic, I’ll just skip to the end and tell you … Read...
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The Best Kind of Mess
“Essscusuuuzzze me? What exactly did my pal Jim say about me?” A few weeks ago, we ran into one of Loki’s biggest fans Jim, not once, but twice in one weekend. Jim was one of the first people who …...
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Cracker Versus Crow
It was a beautiful morning. The dogs and I made our rounds around the property doing our daily chores. I cleaned the dog yard while Juno hunted for moles. Loki ran his daily perimeter check and...
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To me, in the world of blogging, there’s nothing more uninteresting than a post explaining why the writer hasn’t posted in … Read more...
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Vet of the Year
Congratulations to our favorite vet and friend, Hilary Wheeler for winning PetPlan’s Veterinarian of the Year Award in early February. (I … Read more...
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